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Potential Names of TV Shows Taken from Every Other Word of the Preamble of the US Constitution, And on What Networks Those Shows Might Appear.

BY Michael Ward

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We People (MTV)
The States (C-Span)
Order Form (ABC)
More Union (NBC)
Justice: Domestic (CBS)
Provide the Defense (ESPN)
The Welfare (UPN)
Secure Blessings (ABC Family)
Liberty (Fox News)
Ourselves, Our Do, and This (Oxygen)
For United Of … ? (Community access cable)

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