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Presidents’ Day Greeting Card Messages.
BY SUSAN COHEN
[Originally published February 21, 2011.]
I beHoover you to have a great Presidents’ Day.
Hope you can a Ford to celebrate Presidents’ Day.
Don’t make me Polk you!
We HOPE you have a wonderful Presidents’ Day.
I’m fine. Eisenhower you?
Oh B. Hayes!
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