Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
An apple a day keeps the doctor away if you’re an accurate enough thrower and he has a severe skin allergy to pomaceous fruit.
SUGGESTED READSHow to Make Your Own Proverbs
by Russell Bradbury-Carlin (1/8/2004)
List: Rethinking Horse Proverbs
by Joseph O'Brien (5/3/2004)
Obscure Chinese Proverbs
by Dennis Mahoney (11/9/2004)
RECENTLYHot New Careers for Creatives
by Carlin Flora (8/26/2014)
John Horgan on The End of War
by John Horgan (8/26/2014)
Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Quiz: Are You an Apple Fan?
by J.K. Appleseed (8/26/2014)
POPULARAirplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
by Wendi Aarons (5/4/2012)
Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
by Wendy Molyneux (8/16/2012)
List: What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
by John Peck (7/5/2011)