Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Any publicity is good publicity; also, I have chronic syphilis, often send drunken hate mail to orphanages, and got away with murdering an electrician named Carlos Gomez behind a Mexico City taquería the night of April 24, 2002.
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