What do I do about my filthy kitchen sponge?
Can you tell me anything about pneumonia?
What’s that smell from asparagus?
It feels like my fetus is kickboxing — is it ok?
Am I serving corned beef and cancer?
What is taxoplasmosis, and how can it be avoided?
Doctors gloves and dirty doorknobs: Should I worry during my pelvic exam?
Are clove cigarettes harmful?
Will vacuuming my penis make it larger?
Is there an easy way to restore a foreskin?
Can you get the flu in any season?
What are breasts made of?
Healing effects of horseradish?
Desperately seeking help for fleas?
Why did my periods stop?
How does a food become a calorie?
What is the best type of lotion to put on chapped nipples?
How fast does food move through the digestive system?
Too much time on Internet: Depression?
Can you get HIV from a drinking glass?
Is human growth hormone the fountain of youth?
How can you get rid of body odor?
He can carry on a conversation in his sleep — is that ok?
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