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The David and Anita Spaulding Foundation
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Mr. and Mrs. Scott Rinehart
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Nuts ‘N’ Bolts Hardware
Derrière Donors (10-plus rats’ asses given)
E. Leon Kier
Manuel Caine Scruggs
Mice and Men (5-plus rats’ asses given)
Park Place Pizza
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