The unfortunate conclusion of a recent “football date” and a mnemonic for the starting lineup of my fantasy team. (Rivers, Young, Collie, Floyd, Moss, Indianapolis, Mathews, (Adam) Vinatieri, Gronkowski, Turner, Hightower, Ochocinco.)
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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“Really? You’re cheering for Michael ‘I Murder Animals’ Vick? Get the hell out.”
BY Kent Woodyard
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