“I don’t think I should squeeze your lemon. You’ll get lemon juice in your eye.”

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“A little red Corvette is a way out of my price range. I drive a Civic.”

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“I’m not going to ride your pony. I’m too old for that kind of stuff now.”

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“Your milkshake isn’t bringing me anywhere; I’m on the Paleo Diet.”

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“Even if it’s a so-called ‘Love Gun,’ I refuse to pull the trigger. I’m terrified of guns.”

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“We don’t need a sledgehammer; a regular hammer will do.”

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“How are you possibly working up an appetite for an afternoon delight? We had lunch, like, an hour ago.”

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“I appreciate the invitation to your candy shop, but I have to respectfully decline. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.”