Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
It takes two to tango at the Tuesday-night beginning dance class at Walton Community College, unless you don’t have a partner, in which case the teacher will match you up with one, but then you’ll feel like a total loser who’s there to meet other singles and fill up your Tuesday nights and not really because you want to learn the tango—and Tuesday’s a pretty good night for TV now, so just stay home and paper over your loneliness with two straight hours of Glee.
SUGGESTED READSIt Takes 42 to Tango
by Matt Ingebretson (3/17/2014)
My Apartment: An Interpretive Dance in Three Parts
by Pasha Malla (4/6/2005)
The Dance Lesson
by Tim Carvell (7/16/2001)
RECENTLYI Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile
by Keaton Patti (8/19/2014)
An Interview with Curtis Sittenfeld, Guest Judge of the McSweeney’s Student Short Story Contest
by McSweeney's (8/19/2014)
List: Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
by Patricia Robinson (8/19/2014)
POPULARAirplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
by Wendi Aarons (5/4/2012)
Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
by Wendy Molyneux (8/16/2012)
List: What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
by John Peck (7/5/2011)