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Rejected AWP Panels.
BY DAN MOREAU
[Originally published February 25, 2012.]
How to Explain to Your Parents That Your Novel is Not Based On Them
Random Conference Hookups: How to Deal With the Awkward Morning After
Fedoras, Beards and Skinny Jeans: How to Look Like a Writer
I Love Your Use of Narrative Exposition: Dating Writers 101
So You’re the Person Who Rejected My Story: Proper Editor Etiquette
Drinking (and Puking) Like a Writer
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