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Relationship Advice I Might Give, Considering How My Last One Ended.
You know, in any relationship, no matter what you do, one person or the other is always going to end up moving to Abu Dhabi.
You know, you can’t expect that everyone you date will be able to easily avoid moving to Abu Dhabi.
So, you told him you wanted to get a dog, and he just wants to move to Abu Dhabi? Typical.
Tell him to just go ahead and move to Abu Dhabi if he feels that way.
Sounds like he’s totally moved to Abu Dhabi on this one.
It’s as if you’re in denial that he’s been moving to Abu Dhabi ever since that time we all went to that movie.
Everyone remembers the first time their lover moved to Abu Dhabi.
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