Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
History repeats itself. History repeats itse—ha, you thought I was going to say, “History repeats itself” again! Oh, man, you should’ve seen your face. Classic. I’m going to rib you about this one for a long time.
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