History repeats itself. History repeats itse—ha, you thought I was going to say, “History repeats itself” again! Oh, man, you should’ve seen your face. Classic. I’m going to rib you about this one for a long time.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
- - - -
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Repetition.
BY Teddy Wayne
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
The Zapruder Film: The Novelizationby Mike Sacks (2/9/2000)
A Condensed History of the World: 2000-2007
by Mike Sacks (3/16/2000)
Karl Marx and Laetitia Casta: A Comparative Timeline
by Gustavo P. Secchi (4/13/2000)
RECENTLY
Senior Year is Totally Gonna Rule Because After That My Life is Going to Be an Endless Abyss of Longing!
by Lane Moore (5/24/2013)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
by Christine Schrum (5/24/2013)
The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: The 49ers, #119: Kathryn Harrison
by Rob Trucks (5/24/2013)
POPULAR
I Would Like to Be Popeby John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)