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Respectful Yo Mama Jokes.
BY LUCAS KLAUSS
[Originally published May 8, 2009.]
Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.
Yo mama is so well-respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.
Yo mama is so good at cooking she should open her own restaurant. I’d be the first customer.
Yo mama is so attractive she could be on the cover of Prevention.
Yo mama is so internet-savvy she should start her own social-networking site designed specifically for moms. It would be really popular.
Yo mama is so well-read she could teach a course on literature at an accredited university.
Yo mama is so good at listening she makes you feel like she’s put everything aside to focus all her attention on you. That’s a really great trait to have.
Yo mama is so skilled at coaching basketball she should apply for a job in the NBA.
Yo mama is so generous she just paid for everyone’s meal at Applebee’s.
Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn’t be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result.
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