My other chariot is a Ferrari.
Proud parent of a terrific gladiator.
Vesuvius is for Lovers.
Christians—The Other White Meat.
I Brake For Baths.
Hang up and annex Egypt!
Jupiter is coming. Look busy.
Nero in LXIV.
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My other chariot is a Ferrari.
Proud parent of a terrific gladiator.
Vesuvius is for Lovers.
Christians—The Other White Meat.
I Brake For Baths.
Hang up and annex Egypt!
Jupiter is coming. Look busy.
Nero in LXIV.