People who will not be invited to Thanksgiving dinner this year and a mnemonic for the things we will not be discussing (religion, gambling addictions, GEDs, politics, lesbianism, prostates, last wills and testaments, The Dallas Cowboys, unemployment, vegetarianism, the Kardashians, misdemeanors, felonies, pyramid schemes, the awful cooking, and Vinny’s tramp girlfriend.)
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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Ronnie, Gary, Aunt Gretchen, Pastor Larry, Pastor Larry’s Wife Anna, Tina, Tina’s Deadbeat Coworker, Uncle Vinny, That Kid Matt from Petey’s Soccer Team, and Cousin Vinny’s Tramp Girlfriend.
BY Kent Woodyard
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