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What is your mother’s maiden name?
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Who did your paternal grandfather vote for in the 1956 presidential election?
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How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college?
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Where did you never end up going for your honeymoon?
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What is the name of the hedge-fund manager your ex-wife married?
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If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
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