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Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
BY Frank Bures
Hey, this is the best news we’ve had all day!
Whoa. Blasting molecular bonds?
The Soviets have done it for years!
The sad state of U.S. science
Dont we have a war going on somewhere and they are slicing cheese
There is a war going on between Liechtenstein and Luxembourg.
I loved Luxenbourg
As an american living here there is no sign of war, maybe between Chile and Bolivia
Didn’t Al Gore already invent this?
But Dubya has perfected it!
Libs oppose cutting cheese!
Al Gore Invented Lasers Pointers
Hey! Pull my laser pointer!
WHO DISINTEGRATED MY CHEESE?
Dear Lord, they can’t even leave us the cheese!
I cut some cheese with my ass
I just use a knife
I use a samurai warrior
You obviously take your cheese-cutting very seriously.
I don’t think they have cheese in Japan.
This marks a new beginning, I’m sure, in all sorts of cutting
This is why Muslims hate us !!!
That’s the great thing about America
Jane! Stop this Crazy Thing!
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