We’z on ur lawn, fynin’ ur i sor.
I can haz lodin’ zone?
Stait’z in r skoolz, jerrymandrin’ r diztrix!
I haz angree at skaytborderz!
We’z in ur biz, surchin’ 4 bak taxz.
Y r kidz duso por on standrdiz’d testz? I blaymz skoolz!
Likkr lizenz … DNI’D!
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