Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY Teddy Wayne
If you want something done well, do it yourself. Seriously, write this column. You think it’s so easy, coming up with a subversive and slightly comedic take on a well-known proverb every couple of weeks? Because, compared to most tasks in the world, it is, actually.
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