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Seven Selling Points for Sizzling Steak.
BY NICK SMITH
(1) The sizzle
(2) The rich meaty taste
(3) Body-building protein
(4) Distracts dogs (ideal for unauthorised yard entry)
(5) White noise for moderately loud office spaces
(6) Science-fiction blob monster for bonsai landscape
(7) Novelty mousepad (not recommended)
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