… it’s always brought to my house by a teenager or a foreigner in 30 minutes or less.
… my penis looks like a pepperoni stick.
… napkins are needed.
… it always goes a little better with coke.
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… it’s always brought to my house by a teenager or a foreigner in 30 minutes or less.
… my penis looks like a pepperoni stick.
… napkins are needed.
… it always goes a little better with coke.