Single Knot
Double Knot
The Plutocrat
Sir Loops-a-Lot
The One-Armed Belgian (variant of The One-Handed Belgian)
The Unrepentant Noose
The Crab
European Rustic Model No. 1
The Weeping Helix
Russian Style
Vendor’s Revenge
Tight
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