Like a foreign baker born with a yeast inflection.
Shaking like a Quaker in a samba line.
Ripe as a mismailed box of week old lox.
Useful as a salmon server in South Sudan.
Giddy as a laid off postal worker at an Abilene gun show.
Happy as a baleen whale at a Red Lobster’s all you can eat linguini and krill fest.
As likely as your maiden aunt Agatha doing jello shots at Coachella.