Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen
It’s here we present stories about, more or less, David Gergen, who has come to occupy a unique position, or positions, in modern American political history, a position, (or positions) that historians will surely quarrel over for many, many months to come, provided they have some time on their hands, and are feeling belligerent.
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Some Punchlines to Jokes About David Gergen.
1. Waiter: “It appears to be the backstroke, sir.”
2. Moses: “No—He IS Jesus Christ, but he THINKS he’s David Gergen!”
3. Quasimodo: “Mrs. Gergen already paid me to ring it every half-hour.”
4. Duck: “Yeah you can help! Get this guy off my ass!”
5. Gergen: “That’s not my finger, either!”
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