Shock 8
Grace 10
Panic 6
Readiness 14
Nostalgia 11
Concern 5
Epiphany 12
Dread 8
Suspended Animation 17
Euphoria 21
Disillusionment 4
“The Willies” 9
Malaise 7
Delaware 3
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