The Farmer In The Dell
Gently Down The Stream
Jack Be Nimble
…Was His Name-o
Skid-a-Marink
His Wife Could Eat No Lean
Hush, Little Baby
On Top Of Spaghetti
…May Break My Bones
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The Cheese Stands Alone
His Name Is My Name, Too
And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon
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