A recent dinner-table rambling by my great-uncle and a mnemonic for the team nicknames of the Canadian Football League (Stampeders, Roughriders, Blue Bombers, Lions, Argonauts, Tiger-Cats, Eskimos, Alouettes).
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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“Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
BY Kent Woodyard
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