“The whites of your eyes are really white.”
“And your thighs are so soft.”
“And the sound they make when they rub together is really pleasant—like one of those rainstorm/ocean-sound tapes.”
“And when you stand up they are half the size they are when you’re sitting down.”
“Your nose is right in the center of your face.”
“Your feet are a perfectly medium length.”
“Their extra width must give you really great balance.”