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Subject Lines from Co-Workers’ Goodbye Messages after Getting Laid Off Recently.

BY Stacey Herron

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250 breakfasts + 50 dinners + 20 luncheons =
Adios Amigos
be well
Best of Luck
bye all!
bye bye
Farewell
Fond Farewell
FW: Goodbye
FW: my contact info
FW: my contact info
Goodbye
Here’s my contact info.
Internet party to go
Leaving Permanently Today
MJohnson contact info
my friends
my Internet party is over
RE: I’m off
So…
Thank you and good luck
Thanks!

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