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Suggestions for a Proposed National Code of Health Emoticons and Abbreviations for Instant Messenger.
?AB? alcoholic blackout
AR allergic reaction
IJOD I just overdosed
B3D burn, third degree
HA heart attack
ROTFC rolling on the floor choking
RFLOTL renal failure likely owing to lifestyle
====> stabbed or hit by an arrow
BOBHCS being overcome by hazardous chemical spill
SBKBPWMS slowly being killed by parent with Munchausen syndrome
MPOS Munchausen parent over shoulder
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