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Surprising Things Mr. Potter Did With the $8000 Uncle Billy Lost.
BY DAVE COULTER
$475 to Violet Bick to help with her move out of Bedford Falls.
$520 to cover Old Man Gower’s rehab expenses.
$1000 to repair faulty gym floor above swimming pool at Bedford Falls high school.
$1500 to establish a scholarship in George Bailey’s name at Gallaudet University, the oldest school for the advanced education of the deaf and hard of hearing in the United States.
$2000 to the Red Cross toward building a new hospital in London to help crippled soldiers after the war.
$2500 to help found the United Nations.
$5 to fix Zuzu’s petals.
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