Potato Chippopotamus
Country Crockodiles
Storkitos
Tortilla Chipmunks
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
Fruit Bat Roll-Ups
Tootsie Moles
Cheetos
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Potato Chippopotamus
Country Crockodiles
Storkitos
Tortilla Chipmunks
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
Fruit Bat Roll-Ups
Tootsie Moles
Cheetos