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The AND1 Office Mixtape Tour.

BY Dan Moreau

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ROSTER
John, accounting
Susan, receptionist
Larry, IT
Marge, management
Gene, sales

NICKNAMES
“Numberz”
“Gate Keeper”
“Mouse”
“Big Kahuna”
“Closer”

MAD SKILLZ
Speed calculating
Two-handed phone answering
PC debugger
Remembers everyone’s birthday
Drinks like a fish

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The AND1 Office Mixtape Tour.

BY Dan Moreau

ROSTER
John, accounting
Susan, receptionist
Larry, IT
Marge, management
Gene, sales

NICKNAMES
“Numberz”
“Gate Keeper”
“Mouse”
“Big Kahuna”
“Closer”

MAD SKILLZ
Speed calculating
Two-handed phone answering
PC debugger
Remembers everyone’s birthday
Drinks like a fish

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The AND1 Office Mixtape Tour.

BY Dan Moreau

ROSTER John, accounting Susan, receptionist Larry, IT Marge, management Gene, sales

NICKNAMES “Numberz” “Gate Keeper” “Mouse” “Big Kahuna” “Closer”

MAD SKILLZ Speed calculating Two-handed phone answering PC debugger Remembers everyone’s birthday Drinks like a fish

SUGGESTED READS

RECENTLY

POPULAR

ROSTER
John, accounting
Susan, receptionist
Larry, IT
Marge, management
Gene, sales

NICKNAMES
“Numberz”
“Gate Keeper”
“Mouse”
“Big Kahuna”
“Closer”

MAD SKILLZ
Speed calculating
Two-handed phone answering
PC debugger
Remembers everyone’s birthday
Drinks like a fish