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The Endings of 10 Famous Novels You Always Meant to Read but Never Got Around To.
[Originally published October 6, 2006.]
He falls out of love with her.
He kills it and then he dies.
A fire destroys everything.
They find it.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
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