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The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today.
BY DAN KENNEDY
- I can’t keep doing this.
- I wonder what Jimmy Pitman grew up to be.
- If that woman and I fell in love, I would never let this weird little nervous side of me show.
- You can tell which ones are afraid of you. They smile too much every time they ask you for something.
- Fuck it… I’ll go alone.
- And if I never let the weird little nervous side of me show, eventually it would go away.
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