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The Settings That Would Be On a Blender Today If the Blender Had Been Invented, Say, 100 Years Before Its Actual Invention Date of 1922.

BY Steve Schneider

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Cleave

Conmix

Commingle

Interlard

Fashion Into a Thick, Uniform Paste

Engruel

Rend Asunder

Fragment

Thresh With Surpassing Rapidity

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The Settings That Would Be On a Blender Today If the Blender Had Been Invented, Say, 100 Years Before Its Actual Invention Date of 1922.

BY Steve Schneider

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