1. “You Make My Dreams Come True”
2. “Kiss on My List”
3. “One on One”
4. “Did It in a Minute”
5. “Adult Education”
6. “I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)”
7. “Say It Isn’t So”
8. “Maneater”
9. “Private Eyes”
10. “Out of Touch”
11. “She’s Gone”
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