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The Wages of Sin.
Leo: Three vouchers, each good for one movie rental. (Valid on weekdays only.)
Cynthia: $73.40 plus tips. (Warning: You must declare all tips!)
Andrew: $634.90 minus deductions required for any breakage or smoke damage.
Jane C.: $1,900.00 flat rate per shift. (Meals included.)
Turner: $17,150.00 via PayPal transfer, minus fees and agent’s commission.
Felicity: $783.90 before deductions for flexible spending account and insurance.
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