There are hundreds of Christian sects, from Catholics to Mormons to illiterate snake handlers in Tennessee, but without exception they all agree on one thing: Jesus was not enormously fat.
Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist
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They All Agree.
BY Dan Liebert
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