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Things Arlen Specter Could Do in Order to Secure the Chairmanship of the Senate Judicial Committee (In Ascending Order of Effectiveness).

BY Austin Sidley

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1. Pledge to fully and faithfully discharge his duties as an elected member of the United States Senate.

2. Deliver his testicles wrapped up in a tidy little package to the Oval Office.

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