Send your list submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Things Highlighted in My Ninth Grade Copy of Frankenstein That Also Describe My Adolescence.
“Unless I had been animated by an almost supernatural enthusiasm, my application to this study would have been irksome and almost intolerable.”
“I could people the hours with creations far more interesting… than my own sensations.”
“It seemed to me as if nothing would or could ever be known.”
“You, my creator, abhor me; what hope can I gather from your fellow creatures, who owe me nothing?”
“No; from that moment I declared everlasting war against the species, and more than all, against him who had formed me and sent me forth to this insupportable misery.”
“I found myself… strangely unlike to the beings concerning whom I read and to whose conversations I was a listener.”
“I… resolved… that for the present I would remain quietly in my hovel, watching and endeavouring to discover the motives which influenced their actions.”
“What was I? The question again recurred, to be answered only with groans.”
SUGGESTED READSThe Lies Perpetrated on Me by Public Education, Part One: Salisbury Central School
by Michael Northrop (8/19/2003)
Selections From The Notebooks Of Max Roosevelt, 15-Year-Old Socialist
by Ben Dwertman (11/28/2006)
The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life: Your Adolescence
by Christopher Monks (10/29/2008)
RECENTLYEntries from the J. Peterman Drone Accessories Catalogue
by A. Wolfe (8/28/2014)
Best Joke Ever: Mitch Hedberg: Hippie Martian Zen Genius
by Mark Peters (8/28/2014)
List: Taylor Swift Song or Positive Integer?
by Jamie Carmody (8/28/2014)
POPULARAirplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
by Wendi Aarons (5/4/2012)
Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
by Wendy Molyneux (8/16/2012)
List: What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
by John Peck (7/5/2011)