1. I pulled a hair out of my leg and chewed it.
2. I pulled a hair out of my leg and chewed it.
3. I pulled a hair out of my leg and chewed it.
4. I pulled a hair out of my leg and chewed it.
5. I pulled a hair out of my leg and chewed it.
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