It takes 45 minutes for her to get to the school.
She takes a bus and a train.
She lost her cat.
She is very sad about her cat.
Her husband has very high cholesterol.
She really likes steak, but cannot eat it because of her husband’s cholesterol.
She lives in Queens.
She is from Colombia.
She loved her cat.
She is one of six sisters.
She was orphaned at age ten.
Walking up stairs makes her tired.
She is a “one sock, one shoe, other sock, other shoe” kind of person.
She has orange juice for breakfast everyday.
She doesn’t like the coffee at the school.
She doesn’t like football.
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