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Things In an Organic Chemistry Lab That Sound Dirty, But Aren’t.
Lubing the stir shaft
Prying open the bung hole
Cork ring (as pronounced by your boss from India)
Things in an Organic Chemistry Lab that are actually dirty:
All the glassware left behind by the person who worked there before you.
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