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Things My Brother Has That I Don’t.
A driver’s license
My parents’ love
A sense of pride and dignity
Ballerina as a girlfriend
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John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter Between Siblings Who Lived in the House Described in “Our House” by Madness
by John Moe (2/3/2005)
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by Cirrus Robert Wood (8/22/2014)
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by Wendi Aarons (5/4/2012)
Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
by Wendy Molyneux (8/16/2012)
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