I’m leaving your mother.
I had a vasectomy.
I did a lot of cocaine in the ’80s.
I got married last week.
I’m having angioplasty tomorrow.
I may be going to prison.
I thought you were doing Weight Watchers.
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Things My Father Has Said to Me in Crowded Restaurants.
I’m leaving your mother.
I had a vasectomy.
I did a lot of cocaine in the ’80s.
I got married last week.
I’m having angioplasty tomorrow.
I may be going to prison.
I thought you were doing Weight Watchers.
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