Move it, you hump.
You dumb man.
Tell me this! Tell me this!
Sunnuva-bam. Sons of bitches.
I am trying to do this!
Where are you going with this?
Yankee, go home.
You in my trouble yet, Mister?
My lane.
I’ll take you to Queens.
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