I’ve got a present for you!
Think fast!
Here.
Got a little something for you.
Just because I like you so much…
Do you have trash under there?
Thanks.
Aw, I got this just for you, Sarah!
Would you mind?
Watch out, this might be sticky.
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I’ve got a present for you!
Think fast!
Here.
Got a little something for you.
Just because I like you so much…
Do you have trash under there?
Thanks.
Aw, I got this just for you, Sarah!
Would you mind?
Watch out, this might be sticky.