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Things That Are Just Barely Thicker Than Peter Gallagher’s Eyebrows.
The Oxford English Dictionary
The writers of ESPN’s original series Tilt
A bull shark’s skin
Osmium, the densest metal on the planet
The skull of Jon Runyan, the right tackle for the Philadelphia Eagles
A chocolate milkshake from Ruby Tuesday
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