Disturbing visions of Kenny Rogers

Ex-MIT-student “tour guide”

Trespass citation from Mandalay Bay

Public-urination ticket (issued at Mandalay Bay “Fountain Show”)

Lone poker chip (for groceries)

2-for-1 NYFD T-shirts

Impaired hearing (via Celine Dion’s second set)

Sores on genitalia

Ohio-shaped stain on back seat of car

Regretful dreams

Dead showgirl in trunk

Moral compass, slightly recalibrated

That creeping feeling of being taken advantage of